Trump is easy to understand:

Trump opens mouth -> Trump lies.

I don't know much about Taylor Swift, but I assume she is simply too smart to be conservative.

Does anyone know the diagnosis code for her mental disorder?

Calm down. While he got the biggest share, it is "just" 35 seats in a 150 seats parliament. He would need another 41 seats in coalition to get anywhere, which means (as his share is the largest) he would not only need one, but at least two partners willing to form a coalition with and a government under him.

While those 35 seats are still 35 seats too many, I doubt he will run the country.

So they get the water for free and get paid for from tax dollars to conserve water?

Maybe if they actually had to pay for it, conserving water would be something they would do on their own just to to save money...

Wenn ein Satire-Blatt ernsthafter da steht als die meisten Zeitungen, dann ist irgendwas im Lande arg schief gegangen.

I don't know which concerns me more: That Meta gets their asses kicked, or why the f-ck someone was able to trademark the word "Threads".

Well, they already left the EU, now they want to leave the internet, too.

Speedy trial, as in: "I try to dump my shit first, and if I dump enough shit on Trump I may get out with a slap on the fingers instead of a stay behind bars. Better than waiting and getting shit dumped on by the others."

Quoting from memory: "Remember the times when men were men and wrote their own device drivers?"

Next time, chose a smarter client.

I'm the person who basically never throws a book away (I did once, but I bought a replacement after the old version literally broke apart in several places). But I would light a chimney with "Atlas shrugged", if only to prevent it from falling in gullible hands.