Lagoon: sweating profusely

"You guys, if you just kept listening at the very end you can hear me say 'slash ess', clear as day."

New theory: JFK wasn't shot, he recalled this moment and cringed so hard his head exploded.

Reached on her cell phone Monday morning, Earl Moore confirmed she had attended. “I have no comment, I have no comment,” she told RANGE. “I am a prayer warrior. I went there to pray. End of conversation.”

My sister in Christ, you made a comment anyway. They really aren't trying to hide it anymore.

They apparently don't even care that he doesn't even live in Alabama. It's also very telling when a man insists on being referred to as "coach" instead of "senator".

Socialized Health Care

Whoever ends up doing so should set up the interface so that Lemmy posts are blue and kbin posts green, that way Lemmy users can downvote us and call us poor.

Ah yes, the Apostle Paul would be such an authority on the matter, a former Pharasee who never met Jesus or his handpicked Apostles who just happened to have a "vision" of Christ pretty much confirming "No, you guys, what I actually meant was this." And managed to hijack the religion to serve the needs of the rich.

[cries in Wheel of Time]

"Our prime purpose in this world is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."

• The Dalai Lama

I had accepted the fact that we wouldn't see R.O.B. as a playable racer again, but seeing the recent character DLC has me holding out hope that he's included in Wave 6.

King: What's with these changes? Jack Torrence is supposed to overcome the evil and save his family!

Kubrick: Dude, have you even read this story? Jack Torrence is an irredeemable monster.

King: [tearing up] I'M THAT IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER