You know what the difference is between a million and a billion? Roughly a billion.

Serves you right for not trusting in his self-righteous suicide!

Actually, Biden can't directly appoint a new Postmaster General. He CAN, however, replace some of the board members that have that ability, though, which he has absolutely no valid reason not to do.

got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.

Damn, failed so hard you broke causality by being fired from a job you never had!

You see, Paxton and the GOP are the IN group and their trans victims are the OUT group!

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition ... There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” --Frank Wilhoit

Technically, neither of the skills mentioned are necessary for the job of making unreasonable demands and berating workers for exercising their rights 🤷

Republicans, being hoisted: "wtf, that's MY petard!"

This is just an aside, but I love how oversight means making sure mistakes/abuses don't happen too much but also means mistake 😄

How DARE you try and peacefully co-exist with me?? I suppose you'll want RIGHTS and to be considered a PERSON next! huffs in reactionary

The best piracy for music is digital piracy. Literal ship-based piracy is very inefficient when it comes to acquiring tunes.

Not to mention that, while objectively a lot of money to most people, $4m is a piss-poor compensation for 18 years of your life!

I almost chose lemmygrad because I thought it was a funny pun, but then I realised there was meaning behind it..