VikingHippie

As far as I can tell, somewhere between the two.

Bravo! 😆

First things first: make planned obsolescence illegal.

The vast majority of consumer products are designed to fail earlier than they have to, leading to a shitload of needless waste over which consumers have no real control.

Also, continue to limit single use plastics. Single use anything, but especially plastics.

And of course, phase out all uses of fossil fuel and derived products as viable alternative materials and processes become ready.

Then again, there isn't one where it's a particularly good one, either 🤷

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.

several supporters dressed in inflatable dinosaur costumes for no apparent political reason.

This is my favorite part right here 😂❤️

Can confirm. Got Legionaire's disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.

That's what all mean people say.

and an onion on their belt.

Which will be the style at the time, of course.

Over there, in a box.

Nah, we are brains wrapped in skeletons wrapped in meat operated by electricity from ourselves.

Everything looks like a penis when all you need is to get nailed? 🤷