[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ooo, what kind of boat?

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

What, Netanyahu cynically making political moves for his own gain and damn the consequences, stop, that's crazy man, you're blowing my mind, dude.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

"I found out my wife voted for Kamala behind my back, that's a mistake that needs to be fixed."

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Just got back from voting, no wait. It's about a 10 minute walk from my house to the polling place. They had 3 lanes open for people to check in, only 1 was occupied. I was in and out in under 5 minutes. Longest I've ever had to wait was probably 45-60 minutes in 2016 but that was at a different polling place that was always poorly organized.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Just got back from voting and I was looking for an opportunity to mention how attractive the lady that checked me in was.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You can dish it out but you can't take it? Well, so can I!

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

sHaLL NoT bE InFrinGeD!!!

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I try to avoid reviews/spoilers before seeing stuff, so I did not realize how much of a comedy it was. It doesn't come across in the trailer at all, but there are legitimately hilarious stretches of the film. And Mikey Madison deserves an Oscar for her role as the title character.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

"Spearing ham on a broom handle" is how I refer to my bachelor days.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Sad that I can't tell if that's a Trump supporter or not..."He didn't mean me, I'm one of the good ones!"

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

I struck up a conversation with a guy at a bar one time, turned out he was an animal control officer and the county shelter had just had a bad outbreak of parvovirus. He said he had spent the whole week just euthanizing dogs from sunup to sundown. He looked rough.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

Hospital security guard. Had to help hold down suicidal mental patients so the nurses could put restraints on them. Had to escort counselors from Child Protective Services when they were collecting babies from the maternity ward, so that angry family members didn't attack them in the parking lot. Had to help wheel bodies down to the loading dock when the mortician came to collect them. Had to stop grieving relatives from trying to rush the ER or operating room when their loved one was on the table.

I quit after walking into the ER one time to see one of my coworker guards getting a wound on his neck examined while the other guard said, "Dude, you just missed the excitement! Lenny just got bit by a crackhead!"

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Inspired by something I said last night when complaining about an achievement at work and the only way I could think to describe it was "pure frippery."

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