Yeah, but this is something normal for Hobbits, notably Mary and Pippin, who are nobles and normally wouldn't do anything active all day.
Remember, the tankies on lemmy are a miniscule portion of libertarians.
The point of an ambulance is to get to the hospital as fast as possible, while have other people keeping the person stable. They also need to not leave the person exposed to all the various debris that is thrown up by fast moving vehicles. This is an awful idea.
While you're mostly right, it isn't really half because we have this fun thing called the electoral college, that likes to make Republicans win.
I was about to say that this doesn't belong on not the onion because this is totally realistic. Then I realized this was the onion
Shouldn't this be marked nsfw?
Non-violence is a nice ideal, but just that. There's only so much protests can do, if nazi germany had been met with non-violence, imagine what would have happened. Conversely, imagine how many lives would have been saved if Hitler had been stopped before becoming it's leader. It's the same thing with US politics, Trump is basically a neo nazi. This is undeniable if you read project 2025. The US is drifting further and further right, and that means closer and closer to becoming a new nazi germany. And besides all that, if someone is advocating for killing me, then I'm going to want them gone.
This is egg irl, it's about trans people who don't think they are trans, or are only just realizing it.
You seem to be under the utterly idiotic impression, that pro-palistinians will vote for Trump, someone who will continue to kill Palestinians. You are saying that just because people want one candidate to be better, and stop committing genocide, that they will vote for someone who will worsen the genocide. Almost all pro-palistinians are still voting for Harris, they just want her to pledge to stop a genocide that the US government is aiding. There is no logical process for you to have used to reach this idea. You are simply a zionist looking for approval.
I wish I were surprised
That's the joke. It's parodying the countless jokes like that that straight cis people make, and saying that you would be so offended if queer people made stuff like this.