This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost cought Carjack Sparrow.

If they pull a reverse Southern strategy and jump over and their become more left then the Democrats, I would be willing to vote for them. Also, hell freezing over might help with global warming.

Didn't he say the tests keep getting harder?

We have always been at war with... Easy Chair Bananas.

I'll agree most of his followers probably need cognitive assessment.

I'll fight, police testimony without video corroboration isn't hearsay, it's perjury until proven otherwise!

An airbag is just a carefuly sized explosion instead of a kevlar pillow case, in a crash the airbag is deployed in a fraction of a second, lots of engineering goes into making them safe. However, the rind sones aren't an intended part of the system and can be separated from the wheel and "knocked" out of the way at high speeds, much like ball barberings in a claymore.

That piglet looks pretty domesticated.

Birb, now someone tell me why I'm a monster for choosing.

Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there's always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

The CEO's empty head, and promises, were integral to the subs flotation system.

Even with NPVIC the Senate is going to Senate.