No everybody loves the most bigly numbers everyone has ever seen. Make it one thousand octrillion per cent more than russia. Actually lower the tariffs on everything russian by the same amount.
YesButActuallyMaybe
Oven
At this point It would be funny if the other parties forced him to have absurdly high tariffs like ten-quadrillion percent on everything. Just do it
Easy: build a network city owned by corporations. Call it champaigne. No one will notice (in the us)
Friendship with Canada ended. Now Putin is best friend
A canadiano is actually a cup of drip coffee with two espresso shots
The good place
The day of the jackal
It’s funny how mericans are always like ‘I’m 1/8th Irish and 2/3 German’ as if they are a breed of dog
He can’t attack a nato member
Normal people never did. What changes is that the old white farts from the Atlantic-Brücke are having serious trouble keeping a straight face because even they can see how ridiculous defending merica makes you look.
Well he could stop being such a dipshit for once
Give the cephalopods the reigns