I feel like it shouldn't need to be said but... You shouldn't just have shit in between your ass cheeks. Just clean your ass people it's not that hard.

This is like what you get when you ask chat gpt to summarize something 😂

I know I'm old because when somebody says Jurassic Park to me I don't think of Chris Pratt.

Bruh I've been grinding this questline for like 6 years and no drops yet. When do I unlock the health insurance perk?

"Wait let me get my phone, this will do numbers on tiktok"

Facebook: Here's a recipe for medium rare chicken breast, leave your social security number in the comments to unlock it!

That's witerally cwazy. Skibidy rizz.

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Don't forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

I drank that glass of toilet water and I still have depression, what now?

Imo nothing will change. Large companies know they can get away with anything, this is just PR damage control.

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