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I bought and tried my first thong and I want to know how common is doing what I described so the thong sits correctly and doesn't move.

After the first squat I noticed how it went up between my buttocks but stayed there for the 5 minutes I worked out. No chaffing, it didn't hurt, it was just strange.

Now I'm thinking about doing a squat right after putting on the string, unless you tell me this is a sign I bought the wrong size.

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 47 points 2 months ago

Only if my balls feel like they're going to slip out.

[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

Isn't the point of a thong to go up your butt?

[-] Bocky@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Only when it's smuggled.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 months ago

Oh god the thongposter is at it again

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shhh i love them they taught me what whale tail was

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago
[-] rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.com 12 points 2 months ago

Found the Aussie? My dad referred to water bottle holders as thongs.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

What is a water bottle holder? Like a little sling?

[-] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 20 points 2 months ago

Whatever feels good for you, but generally they tend to rest on your hole like a sleep mask. If you have enough movement to be chafing you might want to look at something with a bit more coverage.

[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Why wear a thong for your workout? ... Err, what kind of training are you up to, anyway? :-o

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

It’s called comfort and it reduces underwear lines on tight clothing.

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i don't know the gender of OP (though clues point to female), but i'm just having a horny gay giggle imagining a hot dude working out in a thong and leggings

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago
[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Because size matters.

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

unless you tell me this is a sign I bought the wrong size.

Stay calm. Your own parts are always the right size, by definition, and so it must be the thong that is the wrong size. It is simply the only remaining possibility.

And now I will get downvotes because my comment is ridiculous, but not ridiculous enough, and so they still try to take it for serious, even when it is the wrong size of ridiculous.

[-] catbum@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Hi human, I'm high. Are you high, too? Because this reads like something I would write while high. And I'm for serious.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Hi fellow human, also high. This is for seriously written by also high human. Many thanks.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No, I don't do that, or need to, but if it was comfortable the whole workout, seems like it must fit the way you'd want it to.

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