This was comedy gold. His inflection was identical to that of a child being called out.
"I caught a Mew in the grass just outside of Pallet Town"
"Oh yeah? Show me your cartridge"
"Ah, I didn't save it after I caught it, my batteries died last night"
gulp
"Famously, Steam does very little to earn the massive cut they take"
Must be why it's so successful.
Yes.
Fiona: And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?
Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, princess.
(Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up)
Shrek: Men of Farquaad's stature are in..."short" supply.
(he chuckles and Donkey joins in)
Donkey: I don't know, Shrek. There are those who think..."little" of him.
(They laugh even harder)
Fiona: Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
Shrek: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. But I'll let you do the..."measuring"...when you see him tomorrow.
You're begging the US Army to liberate your yard.
So you're telling me I can get my daily vitamin C if I drink just 13 cups?
I've unironically had this happen to me, same friend, twice.
They had the audacity to blame me, despite being generous enough to perform some basic maintenance and performance enhancements.
Then when they got home, forgot to plug it back in.
Andy is my hero. He wanted to create an ecosystem to rival Microsoft and Google, without their bullshit.
Since conception, his mission statement was to work for the people who supported Proton's dream, and now he's ensuring that dream doesn't get fucked with by people with bad incentives.
LEGEND
Nevermind. Got high enough.
The problem doesn't stem from their critical thinking skills, but rather, a combination of indoctrination and religious beliefs which cause a series of presuppositions to supersede the conclusions the rest of us have taken as presuppositions.
In some sense I admire their dedication to challenge established facts about reality, that should be done in general.
To clarify the statement about indoctrination and religion: many people are not aware that flat earthers are religious wackjobs. Their thought process is as follows:
"If the universe contains trillions of celestial bodies and they're all spherical, then we are inconsequential. It must be the case that we are special, and earth is not a sphere, but is flat."
Some flat earthers will claim space doesn't exist, even though their bible tells them God created other planets.
3 months is a very short time to come... (Puts on glasses)... Full circle.
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
Lawful evil