The Moms For Liberty founder having ongoing lesbian sex is the cherry on top. It’s tough keeping track of all the awful shit they do.

Mastodon logo looks like a happy comma

Because Putin is bankrolling two or three minor political parties and the front runner of a major political party. That fucking anti-war protest in DC was the dumbest shit. Yeah let’s have two political parties that agree on absolutely fucking nothing except for hating Ukraine co-host an event where Ron Paul’s bitch ass makes up stories about how congresspeople told him that they needed to start a war to fix the economy while some limpdick tankie waves the Soviet flag around in the background

I legitimately feel bad for Biden. My dumbass MAGA mom called me and said Biden is finished, he can’t remember anything. She was citing the report. I was like, okay so all this shit with missing documents happened around the time his son was slowly dying of brain cancer. How much would you remember if that happened to your kid? Bunch of fucking ghouls who have no sympathy.

It’s funny they’re still boycotting the NFL. They all supposedly finished boycotting it during the kneeling and BLM controversies that occurred years ago.

They’re essentially opting out of all of the cultural ties they had to America at large. They only want to associate with their own cultists. Aside from the irony of them creating a safe space, they’re also creating a breeding ground for militants and extremists. It’s no surprise we had a guy chop his dad’s head off for being a government employee.

Steven Cheung, a spokesman for Mr. Trump, did not directly address Mr. Tacopina’s departure, saying only that Mr. Trump “has the most experienced, qualified, disciplined, and overall strongest legal team ever assembled”

Oh yeah, his legal team is fucked

Wait, there’s more than just a headline and a summary? This changes everything

Some dude I work with said “man, if they start taxing Bezos more, at what point are they gonna come after me?”

Maybe when you start making billions of dollars? Fuckin idiot

Well that’s good news. Now we just gotta see how well she does tomorrow. Biden might actually win in 2024. I’ve been feeling so negative about it because most Americans don’t understand what caused inflation and “well, the economy was better under Trump” means literally nothing when a global pandemic and regional wars fucked the world up

MTG and Boebert will be dining out at the finest roadside BBQ restaurant in their districts tonight

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my “nineteen of the same joke back to back” in the morning

Dismally looking forward to when they don’t vote for Biden and then Trump’s back in office and he gives Netanyahu the green light to kill as many as he wants