altkey

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Sages of the modern day are the lucky few who know which old and boring sites to ask for an answer.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

You know, Don, when a man potato and a woman potato love each other...

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fucker Carlson shopping in Moscow can be put there too since he is another head of the MAGA hydra.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

I'm team-going completely offline and taking rehab\therapy. I'm not convinced he'd drop his liquidated actives into charity or get involved some other stuff to undo the damage. But I do enjoy the prospects of such future when the most rich person on Earth unintentionally promotes mental health and at least stops his razor-swinging run around every institution.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

'Tis not too hard to get why.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Oh, a fellow slav-language enjoyer it seems. I tip my hat to your courage for using that form, for even the seemingly default male-gendered word causes eyerolls around me, not to say about something more rad.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

In Warhammer meatballs eat you!

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My suspicion is that she's bored and wants to create her little internet corner, liks a reddit mod wishing a sub into existence. In different social media there were a lot chat-random threads you can be invited into for no particular reason. That's to observe people, collecting them like trinkets, having some power over them and being an internet microcelebrity.

Idk, that has more sense to it than scamming someone there of all places. People there are not the most gulliable for that sort of scam, but are a diverse bunch of nerds who aren't bored of old style long posts, conversations and debates, making them a fine material for such purpose.

EDIT: Got my own on this recent acc while other ones spanning years didn't got it. I copied it, verified the links are what they look like, and proceeded from a clean machine.

Friendica link is a profile with one post (replied to by a Fediverse guy, lol), Discord one is expired, Matrix needs you to be logged into a client and the last one is some matrix-like chat with it's own registration too I guess? None of these links seem personalized. The name of the last chat says 'hell', so I guess it's indeed a chatrandom kind of a deal, of a 4ch kind.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Can't judge you for wanting to **** her or whatever, just don't ask her for freebies. She won't care if you are a human at that point.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She is one of several characters with who the infamous 4000yo-dragon defense can actually work.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

Friendship with eggs is no more.

Now he's a friend with a spiraling hyperinflation.

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