[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 26 points 7 months ago

as long as you feel good and you love yourself that’s what matters, these are healthy thoughts.

Keep it up 😎

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago

jokes on you, my penis is already shrinked

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago

let him cook for a while until he realizes at birth God wanted for the kid to be black

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 months ago

we need to do something! but first, let me finish my beer

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

sir, are you implying it’s the best spot to dump a body

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 32 points 9 months ago

what on gods sake are they doing so special that requires those browsers explicitly

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago

oh look someone’s makin’ love out there in the darkness and you disturbed them

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I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

ohhhh, now I finally understand why people complain in Germany each time the gov plans to build a highway

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

wait! There’s a linuxmemes?!

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

ha! got’em!

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Hi all 👋

I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking

  • appleinsider
  • 9to5mac
  • MacRumors

and sometimes iMore.

What are y’all reading?

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“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

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The cementery

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Well, why are you carrying it around?

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To be Frank, (lemmy.ml)
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I’d have to change my name

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When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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You told me to change the baby

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Dad pro tip #2 (lemmy.ml)
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If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

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Dad pro tip #3 (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap

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but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.

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Sure. Which way did you come in ?

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Hey, what happens in Vatican, stays in Vatican 🤙

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

this was always a sign to me that they have excruciating high prices that they’re afraid to publicize

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