Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn't be bothered to pay their IT dept.

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. I can't afford to pay for a test every time I get the sniffles either. Also, America showed me they dgaf a couple years ago, so now I just throw on the mask and go about my business.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

Windows updates

I bet that doesn't stop it lol

Me after 2 hours in the office

Captains log stardate 2023.8

I hate Wesley Crusher.

I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.

Makes it easy for everyone to hold hands.

This is how they pass laws in congress

If that community wants to keep those lucrative prison jobs they need to step up and get incarcerated more.