[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago

Pathological work liar is in full force today, gods give me strength and patience.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 10 points 9 months ago

Just woke up to the excellent news that my downstairs plumbing issue is actually a street wide issue. Looks like Great Western will be sending people out today to clear the streets sewage pipes.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Full bladder pelvic exams I hate you!! I just want to have a nice little chat with the person who thought, you know what, this person is having some serious pelvic pain so let's fill em right up where it hurts.

Last time I had one I had an active bladder infection and I cried so much I thought the technician was going to start crying from the amount she was apologising.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

This covid shit is no fkn joke, it's absolutely gutted me, its kind of scary. The fatigue is also something I've never felt before, I'm awake for 30mins tops, and then I'm out again until I wake myself from sweating through everything.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago

There's a pathological story teller in my workplace. I was growing sick of it so I finally put them to shame today. They started bubbling and babbling and squirming so hard over being called out, and I don't feel an ounce bad about it.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Just did the weekly shop, and jesus fuck! At this point I'm seeing a $20-$40 per week increase, and that's with substitutions for lower priced items or just plain going without.

I feel like I'm going insane when I see an item I bought a week ago suddenly double the price.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Today was my first full work day since shingles and holy hell is the fatigue real. I was warned about it, but boy howdy if I wasn't about to knock off I'd be cosying up for under the desk nap.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

If you own a cat keep it the fuck inside! Some twit in my area let's their's out all hours of the night and it's discovered a cat lives in my house, so every night it's been coming to the back door to picks fights with mine through the glass.

I'm quite sure it's the same cat pissing on everything and sneaking into my garage. I just don't understand how anyone could just let this thing they are supposed to love out to roam all over.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Woke up to someone sending me a bunch of pictures of someone's kids... Hopefully it's not a phishing scam because I replied telling them they have the wrong number and that I had deleted the photos.

But holy hell what a nightmare for the parents, and also worst nightmare for me having random pictures of some kids on my phone for 5 seconds (especially as a man).

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

I've done it! I've completed my first week and I managed to attend my first meeting without making a tit of myself.

This weekend I die, and by die I mean sleep for like 48hrs straight.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All the chores are done before midday... is, is this what it's like to be normal. I've vacuumed, mopped, put washing on, done the dishes, and I've even changed the sheets, and dusted.

Edit- Ok so maybe not normal... I am an all at once sort of person though, I like to either get everything done in one go or not bother at all.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Doing that thing where I have a big life change coming so everything is being clean, rearranged, and then cleaned again. My pc/desk has never looked so good though, the glass panel is bordering on mirror status.

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