I want to go out peacefully in my sleep like my dad and not screaming like the passengers in his car

Whistler's mother on a zoom call

Is that Quasimoto?

What rodent do you start your greetings with

They have a big ass trophy so they must be doing something right

Banana link or ban anal ink?

The trooper’s email said razor wire-wrapped barrels have been placed into the Rio Grande in areas with low visibility, leading to injuries like the woman’s.

NASA generates over $70 billion in economic output and supports nearly 340,000 jobs in the US. https://www.nasa.gov/specials/value-of-nasa/

For every dollar put into NASA, it reportedly puts up to $21 back into the economy. https://www.inverse.com/article/39318-nasa-budget-contribute-to-the-us-economy

NASA is the rare government program that is a huge net benefit for society. It's helping us here on Earth, right now.

If Ram owners could read, they might find this useful

Spicy:

Mark DeYoung, who chairs the Clare County Republican Party, said he heard Chapman’s attempt to enter the room and opened the door after seeing someone flip him the bird through a window. “He kicked me in my balls as soon as I opened the door,” DeYoung said of Chapman, speaking to The Detroit News by phone from the emergency room.

... and...

Chapman also said that during the confrontation, he removed his glasses. “When you see me taking my glasses off, I’m ready to rock,” Chapman said.

Thanks for making this!

The latest in a seemingly never-ending series of self-owns. Apart from the stress it must put on their devs, it's been entertaining