Please stay off the counter, and don't do dumb shit. I don't want to yell at you, but it's hard to not when you look me in the face while ignoring me.

I love you. Always. Even when I'm mad at you for doing dumb shit.

...and probably a bunch of other stuff, bc this isn't nearly even a tight 5

Don't forget about the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia's (via MBS) large investment, putting them as the biggest shareholder of the company behind Muskrat himself.

Here's an interesting Birdsite thread on how the KSA has been intertwined with Twitter since as early as 2011 - and no, not just as an "investor". There's been all sorts of the shadiest shit going on over there.

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1698827051556618679

I'm looking to do the same sometime in the near future. Can't take how ridiculously expensive Long Island is getting...

Silly me, I say that like it's ever been cheap lol

This instance isn't an airport, sir. You don't need to announce your departure. Deuces ✌

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I feel like Rocket.chat would be the best Fediverse alterantive to Discord

🙌 Sick, dude! So glad I could help. It'll take some time, but we can rebuild it! haha

And just imagine how much of his base died, that would have voted for his reelection!

It's my party, and I'll poop if I want to.

You would poop too, if it happened to you.

There's always a relevant XKCD

He's proving day after day, that no matter how much money he has, he wants nothing more than to be a terminally online shitposter.

Everyone who called him a "loser" in this thread, is 1,000% correct.