[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Maybe it was more like Project X and someone saved a bunch of super intelligent monkeys... Probably should secure any aircraft, cause otherwise they're heading straight for the Everglades!

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

The entire legal system has taken a wait and see attitude about all these cases because none of them want to be the one who puts a president in jail, and look what's happened.

Could have set the precedent and saved us all a lot of Sorrow, but fuck it, a guilty man walks free, right into the white house.

They are all now complicit in what he does.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

Throw... the... fucker... in... jail...

The rest of us would have already been in there!

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I have done my duty as a citizen.

Ironically not a movie about democracy...

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Didn't you ever play with a kid who always cried "NO FAIR!" any time he lost something? That's, like, half our country right now...

Free and fair for them, not for you...

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well I'm sure Musk will be happy to build them one once he's done sucking Trump's dick and meddling in our election. Hell, he'll probably throw in a free blowie for Xi as part of the deal!

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

This is how democracy dies, not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a "cha-ching!"

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago

"I have never met a person who can..."

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

That's all a sign of just how sick our society is. We can treat mental health, we can offer higher quality education, by doing so, we give a person the opportunity to elevate their socioeconomic status. These are largely key factors in criminal behavior. But instead we just lock up the criminal, because it's cheaper. We can't fix our society until the government stops prioritizing profit over health and education.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole... What now?

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

You ever see a dude buy a sports car during a midlife crisis? That shit's his baby for years. I've got a neighbor who's been waxing his Miata for decades... Keeps it under a tarp and never drives it.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Jail? I have more of a feeling Trump will be taking a page from Putin or Lukashenko. We're gonna find her in a ditch, having committed suicide by shooting herself in the back like 7 times or she's gonna accidentally fall out of a window.

Or maybe you're right, and she'll just get Epsteined in jail... He's got enough nazi friends in there.

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Beans in jeans! (lemmy.world)

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

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submitted 1 year ago by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/aww@lemmy.world

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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Costco knew... (lemmy.world)

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/audiobooks@literature.cafe

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/newjersey@lemmy.world

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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