[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 months ago

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 20 points 10 months ago

What an absolute legend. Give him a medal.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Better to ask forgiveness rather than permission.

Edit: how did I get that backwards?

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Seymour is gonna make it legal again!

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Glad to hear that Police are taking the safety of our Muslim and Jewish whanau seriously.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago

“Prior to this attack, the man arrested had been receiving support of the mental health services,” Patel added.

Sounds like a lone-wolf with some complex stuff going on. Still horrible.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Summer interns starting today, why do I do this to myself?

Update: this year’s crop is great! I am so tired.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago

He uses an "average house price" of $893,639. That is being massively skewed upwards by urban centres. Rural houses are still relatively affordable - a quick search on Trademe finds perfectly acceptable houses in small towns like Ashburton for $300k, and if you get out into rural areas it gets even cheaper. He's also assuming that farmhand would have bought an "average-price" house back in the 90s - in fact rural houses were cheaper back then just as they are today.

Using the Westpac Mortgage calculator he used, a couple each on the median income of $61k ($29 an hour) could afford a property at $809,687 with a 20% deposit. To give him credit, that is still pretty much unaffordable for most people and something we should all be appalled by, but it is nowhere near as terrible as the picture he is painting.

I know nothing about them.

Vince has some extremely questionable views on things like culture, race, history and politics. According to him, ultimately a lot of things come back to "the Jews". He is a contributor to the far-right fringe disinformation outlet Counterspin Media.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 year ago

It’s a cool name, but I agree its too long for a street. Would make a good name for a park or a reserve or something in the area. To me an ideal street name is around 2 or 3 syllables. “Acacia” is a pretty crap name too though, better to pick something with a connection to the land and the people.

They mention they’re arranging a hui so hopefully a decent compromise can come from that.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you’re getting that worked up about mild non-offensive inane comments I hate to imagine how worked up you get using a self-checkout machine. Chill out.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 31 points 1 year ago

Such a great policy for so many reasons. Equitable access to dental care for everyone leads to significantly improved health outcomes overall.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 year ago

I'm in the keep cats indoors camp. Cats live longer, healthier, happier lives if they're kept indoors. We expect other animals to be kept confined to their owner's property (dogs, cows, sheep, lizards, birds, etc) so I don't see why that expectation should not extend to cats.

Given the enormous damage they do to our native ecosystem I think it makes sense. Feral cats are a pest and currently eradication efforts are hampered because we have to take measures we aren't indiscriminately killing pet cats along with the feral ones. If all pet cats could be expected to remain under owner's control, then the options for eradicating the pests go up a lot.

First step though is to require cats to be micro-chipped and registered, just like dogs are.

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