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Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo!
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… Stalemate?
Check, mate.
Oh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay
Pretty sure it's en passant
It’s a queen
Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise
Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!
RIP to a legend.
Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day
Billmate, atheists.
the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.
https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes
don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol
King me!
Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"
What's wrong with that horsey?
That's the shrimp piece
Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.
Cheque please
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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