I'm slowly trying to build up my collection. While I like the benefits of cast iron, I know I'll slip up and not be able to maintain one. Then enameled cast iron swoops in with bright colors to the rescue.

I don't understand why this is so tempting. It's clearly dangerous and even says not to do it.

Anyways, my mouth is ever slightly too small for one to accidentally slip in. But I could probably force it and not have the ability to crunch a plastic LED bulb to get it out.

But it's little Bill Cosby. Would you kill little baby Hitler?

I could see there being a correlation between cat owners and techies. How strong of a correlation though? We'll need a study for that.

And I'll have you know I have ferrets. Which some call cat snakes.

Stupid dinosaurs can't even make a rudimentary "might makes right" dictatorship. Even lions can do that.

Ferrets are such amazing pets! I have 2 myself and sometimes think if I should expand their business, but they're already such a handful.

Quatre-vingts-dix-neuf! 🤣

Or as my American-ass says, "Cat vank deez noofs."