kino elysium my beloved

7. I got hit by Hurricane Helene, I still don't have power back, I'm making a list of things I lost to flooding, and now there's another hurricane landing Wednesday.

he doesn't want the hot men in the urinals

it was a bugged cow mangler projectile

o7

Sam and Max immediately act like you're trans. There is no realization, just an off-handed quip. Sam takes one of your lightbulbs, and the world becomes notably worse less than a day later.

there are many roundabouts in my American city and sometimes the Americans even use them correctly

I have what I can best describe as a general knack for reverse engineering or understanding other people's work the hard way. I learned to code by reverse engineering original DOOM, and back when I worked at a hobby shop my manager called me a mad scientist because I would, among other things, mix up my own paints to see if I figured it out. I also pick up how existing codebases work pretty quickly, which would probably be useful if I actually got hired. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Found the source

cruelty squad color scheme lookin ass

I applied to LockMart and they rejected me :(

you can't this is your destiny