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I'm not picky...
(sh.itjust.works)
Who doesnt love some salty nuts
I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls
That ain't too bad as well.
Nobody likes roasted nuts, I know that much.
At least he got what he wanted. Here's the sexy m&m
Well, she does look like a woman 🤷.
I can help with this one - she's actually talking about peanuts, on account of being a blue M&M, rather than testicles. Although testicles may colloquially be referred to as nuts, they typically don't trigger anaphylaxis.
You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there's enough space for yours.
"My candy, of which you requested a taste, is full of nuts". Yes, that works.
analphylaxis
you forgot the l
lol 🤣🤣🤣
It's fun seeing things like this and remembering how the person i used to be decades ago would've reacted.
And now?
Anyone that gorgeous who looks at me like THAT?
Honey I don't care if you jizz acid, let the floor melt as much as my heart already did.
That some goddamn ✨ P R O G R E S S ✨ right there buddy!
Yep, pretty much me now as well 😂.
My testosterone might be low, because I was really hoping for the peanut m&ms haha
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )
Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?
who's the creator, the image is too low res for me
Wouldn't know, got it from the wild.
And the image is low res, yes.
No more litte Mac
Are they in a bar? Or a gym?
Your gyms don't have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!
Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.
They're at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.
Must be New Year’s resolution
listen if they held parties with alcohol at the gym I might actually go to one.
To be honest, me too.
Look at the M on their chest, I think it's a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume
Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?
No silly, that's the blue M&M.
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