Not sure there is a joke in there. For some reason the question kind of surprises you and you have to quickly decide on the spot whether to have the receipt or not. So you end up winging it, sometimes having it, sometimes not.
Nowadays, I mostly decline but on occasion still end up agreeing, so I can relate.
Nice touch including esperanto.
Now do Finnegans Wake.
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Easy: Something something... crash
They're totally different breed designed to lay as much eggs as physically possible compared to broilers that are designed to grow edible muscle as much and as fast as possible.
More info here.
Also the "we're setting things up for you" or whatever user-dumb-hide-details crap the Teams PWA throws on your screen while launching is just... As if there was a live team of engineers carefully configuring your current Teams instance so that it starts up right. (A bit off-topic, but current trend of software "speaking to users in patronising manner" is annoying af. Unless it's up to or exceeding HAL-3000 level, it should be abolished.)
Homocidal. The only thing making me wonder if this is fake.
This is wholesome in a strange way.
The poster was so excited about posting about it that at first they didn't even finish reading the tale.
I just call it Twitter, it'll piss him off more.
Learn a memory technique. Start with Major system and go on from there. If you keep going, on the next long flight you'll be happily creating new memory palaces or revisiting the old ones. All in your mind, no electronic devices needed.
They're not only fun but useful as well.
Or just use Hyper-V since it's natively available and one should refrain from touching Oracle with a ten-foot pole. I know it's just a means to an end but better to avoid bad vendors if at all possible.