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[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 137 points 4 months ago
[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

Gotta put a bandage on the ear to update it

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 4 months ago

And flip it so it's the right ear

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I gave it a go.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Since when have republicans cared about factual accuracy?

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

In addition, those whose faces the leopard is about to chew off usually stand to its right.

Edit: On second thought, nvm, the leopard is more likely to attack from right to left.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 111 points 4 months ago

If only someone could have seen this coming

[-] Spitzspot 71 points 4 months ago

Stevie Wonder saw this coming.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 33 points 4 months ago

You've seen it? It's brand-new!

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 4 months ago

Yeah but I saw it on a... re-run...

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Rerun was a character played by Fred Berry on the hit 1970's sitcom, "Whats Happening" - but thats not important right now.

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 66 points 4 months ago

I just got punched while wearing a green shirt by a guy who said he would punch anybody who approaches him with a green shirt. How could this have happened?

[-] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You probably figured he meant bright green shirts, but you're wearing a forest green shirt.

[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 48 points 4 months ago

I mean, the Republican nominee for president is a proud pedophile. Can't be considered a bad thing if dear leader has admitted he sexually assaults anyone he finds attractive, and that he also has the same tastes as his best friend Jeff with them being "on the younger side"

[-] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 4 months ago

Including his own daughter, when she was underaged.

[-] st3ph3n@midwest.social 48 points 4 months ago

Leopards? Eating MY face?! Surely not.

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

What kind of cognitive dissonance needs to go on to be homosexual and a republican?

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 12 points 4 months ago

There's probably a nobel prize to be won in studying how people participate in their own oppression.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 10 points 4 months ago

"I'm gay but I don't support pride or the whole LGBT thing, it just makes us look bad"

Actual quote I seen on a youtube comment a while ago from a "gay conservative"

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A lot, apparently. Maybe that's what gave Thiel such a crazy brain.

I mean, not only should everyone know what Project 2025 is, they should also know what dementia donnie backers like Thiel really think about the rest of us:

https://newrepublic.com/article/183971/jd-vance-weird-terrifying-techno-authoritarian-ideas

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

They've said that of The Gays for over 70 years, how dense do you have to be to be shocked by that now?

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Because fascists expand their inclusivity to get into power, but will then pull that back, it's why for the 2016 elections they looked pro gay but anti trans but then after getting into power gay was no longer good.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 28 points 4 months ago

The scorpion and the frog.

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

If you are a member of the LGBT+ community, an ally, or even someone who doesn't call those groups pedos... Well youre a pedo to the right wing.

Welcome, you'll hate it here.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

His name is Charles Moran.

I wasn't sure how to pronounce his name until I learned he was president of the Log Cabin Republicans. Then it became obvious.

[-] alucard@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Gold. Happy cake day!

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 4 months ago
[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Just another day for the face-hungry leopards

[-] teft@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I wonder how many of these Log Cabin Republicans know about Ernst Rohm.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

This is leopards ate my face vibes

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Uncle Tom : I think these white folk might not be respecting me.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Something something leopards eating MY face?!!!

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Sweet lord. These people are idiots lmao.

Members of the Republican party are literally itching to start killing them and these fuckers start jazz handsing because they don't understand what they are reading or the company they keep.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Just wait to see how surprised ALL of these log cabin republicans will be if the cons get their way. It will be much more than just calling them a pedophile, FFS.

[-] SYLOH@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Moran should replace the 'a' in his name with another 'o'.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

!leopardsatemyface@lemm.ee

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