I was thinking maybe the guy was possibly trying to shoo it away or something, but no, turns out he just got drunk and decided to kick a bison.

Who does that?

Woah check out this guy's resume

That's really cool

Reddit bad

I'm still going strong, too. Congrats.

Lol what?? I don't think either of those are accurate.

As much as it pains me to agree with you, I think I agree with you.

No, certainly not most. Some, for sure, but tons of albums are uploaded by some random dude.

Everyone is being very serious.

When I got my first smartphone, circa 2009, I left it on the toilet paper holder in the employee bathroom at my work. I didn't realize I had lost it until I went to clock out and my boss handed it to me and laughed at me for taking a shit on the clock.

The worst part is, I didn't even use the toilet; I went in there to adjust my pants and redo my belt, and I took my phone and my wallet out of my pockets and set them down on the nearest surface.

I'll never forget my boss's face when he called me out. He was a nice guy, but it was super embarrassing.

I feel a little purple balled. I didn't realize it was the first video in a series and I was surprised when it abruptly ended.

I'm super colorblind and I've known these things are a scam since I first started seeing the videos of dudes crying. Sometimes people will recommend these glasses to me and I'll have to break their heart and tell them those happy videos they've seen are almost certainly staged, or at least over exaggerated.

I'd love to be able to see colors better, but I just don't think it's in the cards.

I just don't understand why the especially weird stuff like "swarm" or "elf" has to be part of their... gender?

I've seen someone reference pyrogender, the gender that feels like fire, but certainly that would fall under some other parameter besides gender, right? Maybe ethnicity or species or something, but certainly not gender lol

I'm the fucking lizard king