Man supporting the leopards eating people’s faces party files lawsuit after leopards ate his face

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

Why do republicans want to kill themselves so badly?

Kinda hard to be a bigot when your favorite show is about a egalitarian socialist utopia

Pitch for an episode. Find a rogue starship lost decades ago and the crew is just hundreds of copies of the old transporter chief who found himself the only survivor in a past disaster. Desperate, he did the only thing he could think of to crew the ship and satisfy his loneliness. After so many years of churning out copies of himself from the decaying version in his buffer, he now believes himself to be the ideal humanoid being.

Almost all of these are also true of Christianity

You’d be surprised how many nazis were recycled after WW2. Unfortunately, it’s the reason we made it to the moon.