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fartknocker
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Tell them to watch some YouTube videos on growing facial hair with the use of minoxidil. The foam kind is best.
Well groomed, long hair, like well-maintained, thick, stretched earlobes, communicate patience and the ability to finesse your way through difficult, potentially uncomfortable situations in service of a larger, long term goal. Unfortunately, you can be very patient at becoming an asshole as well as becoming a decent, well rounded person. Facial hair doesn't make you cool. Being a cool person makes you cool.
If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren't actually funny
I can feel my butthole unclenching already ๐ฅฒ