fartographer

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

Sure. We'll just start walking from the American continents to... Well, fuck

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Every time you try to use an augment, you have to roll for whether the company stopped supporting the product and bricked it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

It's all fun and games until the attack dog bites its master

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

It's all part of ~~God's~~Trump's plan

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Profits are woke if they don't serve my agenda

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one... This is the one that'll make people squint and ask "was that really necessary, now?" Some might even wag a finger.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

God is Jesus all the time. Braise the Lord. Amen in the chat if you Jesus every day in the shower. 🙏

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

My brain has always translated BS to "Bastard Studies." I genuinely have up take a beat when someone says they have a BS in something so I can remind myself science bachelor

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

This advice is crap

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Bill Hicks: I guess that could work too

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

My grandfather was the cartographer in WWII. I'm just that person with a camera and GI issues

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