freijon

Is that Mary Poppins at 1600?

Not from the EU, but from Switzerland if that also counts: Vivi Kola

I know you're probably referring to mobile apps. However, I only use a text expander on Desktop, where I can recommend espanso. It's FOSS and doesn't connect anywhere (unless you tell it to). I wouldn't trust a non-open app that can read everything I type.

I'm surprised about Greenland

No need to be unfriendly. I modified my original comment to make sure everyone understands what they get when they install this keyboard.

Surely using sudo in the prompt will not work anyway.

"Make up your mind for christ's sake!"

What happened to the laptop?

I don't get that 'Gentoo takes forever' argument. With todays hardware it's really a non-issue. Just let the updates compile in the background while you do other stuff. My Arch install broke several times, not so my Gentoo. Also, the Gentoo community is really kind and don't treat you like an idiot for not knowing something.