I haven't heard much about Bezos since he sent Shatner to space and then was a total dick and cut him off during his post flight interview.

His ex, on the other hand, has been taking her half of the divorce settlement and giving hundreds of millions to good causes.

Best thing that man ever did was divorce her.

Excuse me, I think today's Amazon package has arrived.

Isn't blocking Ottawa residents what they are on trial for in the first place?

With all the strength of a raging fire

Have a gummy, watch TV, play video games.

My wife goes to bed early, so I get a few hours to myself to watch whatever show I'm interested in that she's not, and play video games without it taking my attention from the family.

The thing I use mine for most is vegetables. Not sure how roasting Brussels sprouts or making kale chips makes me lazy.

Definitely factorio, but I can't tell you how many hours. I started playing on steam, but then downloaded it from factorio.com and had multiple installs so I could play different mod packs. Steam says 1100 hours, but it's got to be 3 or 4 times that, total. I've played multiple saves that took several hundred hours

Hand rolls of stretch wrap. Have an artificial Christmas tree you want to make for back in the box? Wrap that thing up. Have a stack of stuff you want to bind together to move more easily? Wrap it.

Hardware is the physical part of computer.

Software is the code that runs on the computer to do the thing you want to do.

Firmware is the code that is installed on the hardware itself, usually in some sort of permanent or semi-permanent memory to make the hardware work.

It is. That was the origin on of this meme. It was in TheBoys subreddit specifically as a joke about the prehensile penis.

Funnier than lemmings?

Federated*

How about instead we eliminate the voting rights (and eligibility to hold office or judgeships) of those who are within 10 years of their life expectancy? Childless middle-aged adults have a lot more stake in the state of the world they are going to be living in for the next 40-50 years than the old farts who are about to die.