I'm taking the piss.

Reasoning like the stupid idiots who decided this was a good idea.

Literally?

Obviously you've got brain tape worms.

In the words of Kenny Hotz, "Why won't it warm up?!"

If you don't give a treat, you risk getting tricked.

But cat is cheaper. It grows for free in the city.

Nice

"road toll remains flat"

Fails to account for increasing population

Looks good 👍

Yeah pretty much never, unless it's in a movie or something.

Cats are shit ass animals