So they can charge subscriptions

A ship powered by the wind? It'll never work.

"I did not have sectional relations with that sofa"

He's not so much a man as a list of character flaws

I'm almost certain the artist intended for this to happen. It made headlines so I would call that successful.

If I had to guess people kept mistaking it for a dumpster and throwing trash in the bed

One of the big features lemmy is missing is standardized tags for communities that you can block. So a community can be tagged "porn," "sports," or "politics" and you can then search by our block communities by tag. That would fix this.

It's probably filled with war crimes and genocide. Not sure what other significant exports isreal has.

Only in Alabama

Remember, the only way to stop a bad guy with a gay is a good guy with a gay

The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

Clearly he's trying to attract a gay male cop