I feel like an alien or something. I just feel so disconnected from my fellow Americans.

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I installed Linux mint on my laptop the other day because of various sustained long term annoyances with Windows. Despite some minor hiccups it only took about 30 minutes. It's been such a great experience so far.

Doesn't matter had sex

There probably are local regulations that make this technically illegal but these aren't generally enforced on such high profile operations like a neighborhood lemonade stand run by a 10 year old.

Have you every heard of the method of cooking called frying?

White asparagus actually is a thing

God bless you please keep this up

I see @satansmaggotycumfart way more often than I would prefer -___-

Ok boomer let's get you to bed

And yet it's a million times better than songs like "Gucci Gang"