Where's my cocaine, doc? by ilija in c/opossums@lemmy.world
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

Where's my cocaine, doc? by ilija in c/opossums@lemmy.world
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I know a cat for your problems.

Down under by ilija in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In Croatia police will come only if you know someone who is higher rank than them (or if you are higher rank than them)

No Kevin by ilija in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

How do you know that?

No Kevin by ilija in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Cheddar is cheese

*Permanently Deleted* by ilija in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

No, I'm afraid I'm negative

*Permanently Deleted* by ilija in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

I am positive AMA

ilija

joined 6 months ago