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[-] cmac@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You could if you were cooler

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Join us in Colombia!

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 months ago

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

[-] match@pawb.social 10 points 5 months ago

The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Land of the free, lmao

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Murican puritans, lol.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 29 points 5 months ago

and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

[-] sleep_deprived@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

~~Ever heard of Mr. Hands?~~

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago

I thought that involved ~~poppers~~ vcr cleaner

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago
[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago
[-] rhandyrhoads@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

[-] ilija@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I know a cat for your problems.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

[-] ilija@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

[-] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago
[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

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