[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Years ago, a coworker greeted me with "Happy 420!"

  • Me: "Oh, I didn't know you celebrated Hitler's birthday."
  • Him: "What?”
  • Me: "April 20th was Hitler's birthday."
  • Him: long pause and blank stare "I DIDN'T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!"
  • And then I got a new job.
[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Whatever, don't care. Won't be lured in to eat their crappy food. I could gather more sustenance from sunlight more cheaply and with better service. Bagged lunches unite!

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

30 Seconds to Jail

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Sky in October (lemmy.world)
[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Holy shit that ui is poison on mobile

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The bad thing about the newfangled Dyson ones is there isn't really a good place to put your dick

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

In a final act of defiance, the wasp robbed you of what you wanted most: the certain knowledge of its demise and the peace that comes with it When I am dying, I too will crawl away to my presumable death, never to be seen again. My enemies will spend the rest of their pitiful lives will be spent glancing over their shoulders and checking corners. Waiting for what will never come. They will never know a moment of true peace. The wasp can teach us a great deal about hate. Hate that is truly real and everlasting. All hail the wasp.

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I thought the sink/dishwasher combo was just AI craziness but I had to Google it. It's a real thing. What the hell.

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Did this professionally for a while. Carpet cleaners would largely go out of business overnight if everyone took their shoes off. Filthy animals.

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Tell her to sit on it. And rotate.

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I feel personally attacked here.

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I bought the good beer tonight

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I don't know about this. This guy's more punk than me.

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