Congrats...?
Where's your conveniently placed LimeWire Premium shortcut, which itself you pirated via LimeWire?
I think they worked out that men on average think about sex about 8 times as much
I'll assume you're misremembering the study or reading an article about the study not the paper itself, because otherwise, I'd be terrified at the really bad attempt at doing science if any peer reviewed study published these words.
the benefit of it is just not bloating my 128gb phone to it´s limits
That's kinda the thing though, using modern codecs there's no way you'll get anywhere close to facing this issue. A song encoded with Opus at higher than necessary quality is 2.5 MBs on average - that's over 20 thousand songs in 50 GB, not even half of your total storage gets you 50 days of continuous audio.
I love WebKit exploits because they suddenly open up several gaming consoles to homebrew, almost all of them have browsers based on WebKit too.
Whaaat? There's Android for jailbroken Kindles? Back in my day the only thing you could do with a jailbreak was installing a slow version of KOReader that didn't really work very well.
This was only a controversy because GIFs were falling out of favour
They were never falling out of favour, and there's not a single human being out there using WebP, only Google and bots touch that format.
Eco-friendly straws don't have to be mushy paper.
There are several other "vegetable plastics" that last long enough to serve as a fully functional straw, but months later degrade naturally. The reason you don't see them being used is because McDonald's doesn't want to spend an extra $0.10 on every order, because that would totally bankrupt the billionaire company you know.
Your joke would work better against the guy boasting about using LLMs, not the one actively avoiding them. Maybe ask a LLM for an explanation as to why.