It's not the shire that worries me, it's where the fuck the rces in Worcester is going...

Something like Woostuhshuh, apparently, for some reason. 🤨

Fucking bones. Inside my body. Everywhere. And my brain is trapped inside one of them. Fuck. 😖

But you still have to take steps to do it or your hand will never get better.

As someone else said in another comment a broken foot might be a better metaphor. Or a leg. Two legs even.

You're telling people with broken feet and legs to just walk to the doctor.

No, it was democracy manifest.

Streaming is bringing unskippable ads and surveillance.

Torrents bring neither and are higher quality and more user friendly.

The internet is making things worse, not better.

No, it's not. Before the Internet you could only watch what was on, when it was on.

Now you can torrent anything you want to watch, whenever you want to watch it, and in much higher quality than TV used to be. And, again, without ads, which TV has always been riddled with.

That's infinitely better, on multiple metrics.

Or use NewPipe if you don't need to sync with your Google account.

murder a puppy with his bare hands

Would have to be quite a small puppy, though.

Yes, exactly.

I think you should add sidevotes while you're at it. With no explanation, just because. Let the users figure them out.

Not as much as going from coax to RJ45, or from PATA to SATA, or from PC/AT to PS/2 to USB or Bluetooth, or from D-SUB to DVI to HDMI or Display port, or from the old serial and parallel ports to USB or Bluetooth (I mainly skipped SCSI), and I sort of miss having to turn the connector 360° around for it to fit...

Worked for me so far.