Well, you saved me a search, and op saved me from buying a Pixel 9.

What could possibly go wrong?

It's the Onion. So most likely predictive...

I game on Linux. Go check protondb for compatibility with your favourite game

Nobody drinks Lipton in the UK

You forgot poor

Can we assume that all vacuums are frictionless? Makes the math easier.

The point being that he paid for the software and he shouldn't have to get around if

EA works on the hypothesis that in order to assist the most people, they have to amass as much money as possible in order to create mega altruistic (tm) projects which will assist done nebulous future generations of trillions, whilst ignoring the fact that helping everybody right now will be a greater benefit by increasing the likelihood that there will be people in the future to assist.

TLDR; Ultra-rich idiots trying to justify their greed by saying it's for the benefit of humanity.

What's the digital clock in your terminal?

How's that working out? Pretty sure that they didn't protect a bunch of info at his home.