[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

A mirage is an optical illusion, very commonly seen in the desert, and often portrayed as a wonderful water oasis when a person is dehydrated and lost. Of course, the band Oasis isn't standing in the desert either, so it must be a mirage too.

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

She's seen a doctor already for the frequent bathroom trips?

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

How many hot pockets do you need?!

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

Cop vs criminal.

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

I'd start the job hunt now...

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The irony of my app having (well, trying to) ads is not lost on me.

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

When you see products that say "not tested on animals", these are the animals that things DO get tested on, and their bodies are disposed of immediately afterwards.

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 4 months ago

Is this supposed to be difficult?

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 6 months ago

People dealing with these types of issues are just a little tired of hearing "just go for a walk, drink some water, and go to sleep" from everyone, nothing personal.

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 6 months ago

Absolutely, 100%. It of course depends on how aroused/wet I am, but there is a very tangible difference in every size.

[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago

This is a Christian server!

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