moody

joined 2 years ago
[–] moody 23 points 1 month ago

We pay industry rates.

I'd go with "The salary is $X"

As long as you know exactly what to expect before going in, I think it's a pretty good sign. None of that "$X to $Y per hour depending on experience" where they will never hire anyone who asks for the higher end of that scale.

[–] moody 4 points 1 month ago

Spock is only half Vulcan.

[–] moody 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got that backwards. It's the PC going faster that causes the flames.

[–] moody 8 points 1 month ago

Linseed oil polymerizes very quickly. It probably won't be as long as you expect.

[–] moody 6 points 1 month ago

It embiggens our vocabulary

[–] moody 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think qat may also be an acceptable word

[–] moody 24 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a bunch of friends who already knew and were just waiting for her to come out on her own terms.

[–] moody 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“As you know, on Staten Island, Rudy is a beloved figure"

Giuliani hasn't been beloved in a long time now.

[–] moody 6 points 1 month ago

Contact lens case is how they did it around here.

[–] moody 3 points 1 month ago

God damn it, he's been replaced by a body double.

[–] moody 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the workers are first, who's next?

[–] moody 8 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.

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