I can absolutely say I want to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI. Just..probably not this specific one.

Like others have said, it's loud, but it's also that it's a constant noise that can often tend to cut through whatever you're currently trying to focus on.

Add on the tendency people have to feather the throttle (do leaf blowers have throttles?), making the noise really inconsistent and unpredictable, and it makes it difficult to keep what little focus you have.

Sometimes, when there's like 3 different leaf blowers going at once, I can barely keep my train of thought if I can't drown it out by turning my music all the way up. :\

This game and the OG Planetside both taught me the simple joys of fighting for/on a bridge.

You can have a huge overworld, you can have an intricate map with all the lanes and passageways you want, but, in the end, the (much, much older) children yearn for the bridge.

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

Having a thing for glasses means having to decide between not wanting them to come off in the first place, or being blurry enough to possibly be confused for an attractive person. It's a tough call.

Couldn't find it. Gave up.

Keith has mad balls using a picture of Simu Liu on his dating profile

Ah, you're thinking of a chartess. Chartreuse is a long-neck avian fowl that's been burnt to a cinder

I don't know why, but I kinda can't stand headlines that call people "[company] boss."

Head is fine, lead is fine, manager or CEO are fine (where applicable), whatever else is probably fine. But, to me, this always seems akin to saying, like.."Naughty Dog Head Honcho Neil Druckmann," or "Naughty Dog Big Kahuna Neil Druckmann," or, like "Neil Druckmann, the Big Man in Charge of the Naughty Dog" or something. It irks me. I find it irksome.

Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️

Somebody must have fat-fingered the B key

some people have more time than brain cells ❤️