First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

Gonzo: "I Am Here To Tell The Story."
Rizzo: "And I Am Here For The Assimilation."

Me and Picard walking late into this thread:

A Muppets Trek would be amazing

Q u a r k s f r e e r e f i l l s l i m i t o n e p e r c u s t o m e r
A crummy commercial?!?

You'll have to find your own Class M planet I suppose

I think it's something she would say to other people if she was trying to get something from them.
But I think Garak has higher standards.

Peace offering?

Fabienne: Whose shuttle is this?
Butch: It's a Runabout, baby.
Fabienne: Whose Runabout is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

This is the perfect gif for this meme!!!