Marcus Veltri (piano) and Rob Landes (violin) for anyone who's interested.

I'd also like to recommend Frank Tedesco for a similar kind of shtick but is funnier imo.

No no no, I have it on good authority that it is hammer time.

I'm Canadian and I used to have a pass like that. It was $50 at the time and valid for 5 years.

Canadian costco has poutine.

Not excited enough. They may be common, but they're still birds.

It's like 1900 when my eyelids drop.

How many times I've been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.

Piercings and tattoos. Gaming. Not wanting kids.

I don't look very alternative so all these things surprise people if it comes up in casual conversation.

I love you.

No licking!

Baths are not the enemy.

Stop acting like you're dying when I trim your nails, it's for your own good.

There is nothing to be scared of.

You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you.

You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn't a pill hidden in it this time.

You don't own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it's none of your business if there are other dogs there.

You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.

Rice with sunny side up eggs and soy sauce. Pop those yolks, mix, mmmmm.

This was my parents' idgaf meal, and as a kid I loved it both because I didn't get it often, and because it had no veggies.

...yes, and? I don't want to work on site. My WFH schedule is flexible enough that I don't need an “extra day free”. I don't think it's worth it. Working fewer days isn't always better for everyone.

This is why I don't like watching anything with my friends. My husband and I like to pause the movie/show every so often and theorise. When we talk it through we can usually figure it out, and that's obviously not fun for anyone else.