Do you mean this episode of Last Week Tonight?

From the Buldak flavors I’ve tried, I’d be much more worried about the sodium levels than capsaicin. Instant noodles commonly contain more than half of your daily recommended maximum salt intake in a single packet.

I’ve really enjoyed the flavors I’ve tried so far, but do consider them an unhealthy snack and eat no more than one per week.

A friend taught me a long time ago that in Civilization it is good to send your old junk units into war first, because otherwise they’re just sitting around costing maintenance gold.

Guess that’s what Belgium is doing here. Not trying to knock this, of course. I’m sure they’ll be useful.

Technically, you’ll be able to “play” it, but without the online aspect of levels other people created there wouldn’t really be much of a point.

if I pirate a movie and then only I watch it, I don't think anyone would really think I should be arrested for that

There are definitely people out there that think you should be arrested for that.

if he’s a rational actor

That’s a pretty gigantic if there.

More often than a Starfleet captain giving an impassioned speech about doing the right thing.

At least twice for every Data head tilt.

I’ve heard that every time this is reposted Worf gets thrown across a room and Voyager gets a bonus torpedo.

Organic Maps is really underrated IMHO. I use it a lot for walking around town as well as on hikes.

Excuse you? Not sure where this is even coming from, but that person speaks Dutch and has an obviously Dutch username.

I also assume it’s more tongue in cheek than desiring actual castration of the offender.

No, their point is valid. You just did a bunch of mathematics while completely ignoring the larger issue of corporations and rich executives wasting money on frivolous endeavors.

Not only that, you literally suggested that dividing the BlueJeans money among the poor of the world would do them little benefit–as if Verizon is the only company perpetrating corporate greed–which they never suggested.

Using your own numbers, $3415 dollars would probably make a huge difference in most Verizon employees' lives, but instead they spent that money on BlueJeans, a product that any reasonable person could have told you was doomed to fail.

Hope this comment wasn't too long for you.

Doctors and car mechanics don't want you to know this, but knee fluid is actually the same as blinker fluid.

You're welcome.

Would you then class the pages upon pages of generated, useless content I get for most Google searches nowadays as "black hat" SEO?