[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

Instead of drilling a hole, another way to do it is to slam an asteroid on the other side of the planet.

https://earthsky.org/earth/dinosaur-killing-asteroid-caused-indias-deccan-traps/

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 95 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, you have the Elon fanboys still pretending Twitter is doing better than it ever has.
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Well, it is, if you're a Nazi.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, yes, Little Bobby DROP TABLES;

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago

Should that not be properly, "Oi, cunt!" ?

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago

"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I recall a thread over on Reddit, where someone in one of the dad subs was asking for advice on what to do. His wife, an OB/GYN, had gotten a job offer in Massachusetts. They were living in one of the Southern states, and her taking the job meant uprooting their young family away from nearby relatives and friends.

The response in the sub was almost unanimous telling him to move. Wife could get sued to oblivion and go to jail, etc. That would be far worse than living a few hours away from family.

I recall they did move.

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[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why does Baron, being the tallest Trump, not simply eat the other Trumps?

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

A Ukrainian drone was spotted in lunar orbit, directing HIMARS strikes.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 80 points 1 year ago

You know, if you do a curve fit on that data, you'll see that US Presidents have become more criminal over time.
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[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

That's not a jacuzzi. That's just a very large sous vide machine.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anakin: Self-driving cars will orbit the street's so there will always be one nearby if someone requests a ride.

Padme: But they'll regularly come back to a central hub for cleaning, right?

Anakin:

Padme: But they'll regularly come back to a central hub for cleaning, right?!

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