parody

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[–] parody 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh goodness JB… that is awful, people close to you succumbing to the expertly-crafted lies of powerful, malicious goons.

Really sorry to hear that. Neither this country nor our people were educated or prepared for this, broadly speaking.

Our defenses were so low, I had no idea. I knew we were sucking eggs in education and healthcare and all kinds of things, but I didn’t know we would be susceptible to this kind of Heritage Foundation attack in a post-decorum world.


I branched out there but anyway, really sorry to know bad people exploited us and left you unable to live a key part of your life in the way you deserve 🖤

[–] parody 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He’s well dressed

Has nice pleats

Meanwhile she’s actually wearing that dumb shirt? The one that has narwhal bacon on the back presumably

Theory approved

Edit: oh, he came home drained from work to her in her comfy clothes and he loves to tease her?

[–] parody 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if employees of evil corporations reading your comment are more likely to quit or chill their speech


I hope that at least one whistleblower stays employed at every evil corp

[–] parody 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Agree that person would certainly be an over generalizer. What’s the Nazi part about it from your perspective?

[–] parody 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you!

One question/note:

you refused to listen

I have this view of some supporters who’ll logon to an ad-ridden Android phone to open Facebook while Fox News is on cable TV. They were still on the oil rig when the debates were live but they caught an AM radio kook give his summary on their way home.

They listened to perfectly as I preached to the choir. I failed to reach them. The Democrats failed to reach and connect with them.

FUCK

[–] parody 3 points 1 month ago

So far there's a pile of turds on the counter

Get out of @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s house

Let he with great bowel control cast the first kidney stone

[–] parody 2 points 1 month ago

Love you, this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever said

Also is that flesh I smell in the oven? …mmmm! Now I see what you mean, not going to criticize before I have a taste

[–] parody -3 points 1 month ago

President fixed genocide unlike Genocide Joe

I mean that’s my assumption, haven’t read a single piece of news since inauguration day though

Thank you to everyone* who kept Genocide Joe out of office and saved Palestine - infant-saving heroes

* (some percentage of you were Russian language models, wish we knew the scale of that problem, oh well we can assume it’ll be a majority someday)

[–] parody 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I couldn’t figure it out

Like the very worst reading of it would have someone thinking the author is… well I don’t want to say because I don’t believe it

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Maybe you can hear someone thinking “incel” even though highly doubt

[–] parody 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are your weekend plans? Getting out there?

[–] parody 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

had continual encounters with allegedly decreased sensitivity? (you guys can def tell me whether that claim is wrong)

[–] parody 6 points 1 month ago

Retrospectively? Would give someone’s left nut for 2016 murca and not fucking bullshit 2025 fucking Russia (the one between Maine/Alaska/Hawaii/Florida under the orange thumb)

Hope your kids never wanted to ski outdoors Heritage Foundation!

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