sigh

I'm pretty sure they like it when you cry

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

It's a terrible excuse. I'm almost always on time cause I use my calendar instead of my brain to manage time. The "time blindness" just makes me feel anxious about being late despite being 5 mins away and having 30 mins to spare.

So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?

"Pfft translation is easy. I can just pop it into google translate and something comes out. Can't be that much harder by hand"

That's why you set your password to something funny so you remember.

My password was a dick joke for the longest time

I really enjoyed Stupid Johnny Quest

I'm conflicted. Poor thing must've gone through something horrible to get those.

But at the same time it's just so insanely adorable I cannot.

If it's that easy to make go away, it wouldn't be a problem, would it?

Don't worry, your superpowers aren't going anywhere. If anything, the newfound control will make it more awesome

This is why I think making the kids do the chores in class is healthy. It's not a lot of work spread out among so many people, and everyone learns very quickly to be mindful of their cleanliness because, well, you're the one who's gonna clean it up if you mess it up.

Men’s clothing is so limited in style options

To some of us, that's a feature, not a bug.